Bowie finally releases new single. Spoiler Alert – Its pretty terrible.

The man, the legend, David Bowie has come out of hibernation in an attempt to -once again- grace the world with his soulful and often sultry sound. Many of those reading this have either performed the act of coitus to his music or known someone who has. The millions of babies that resulted from those acts are a testament to both the power of love and music.

David Bowie, from such fame as “Space Oddity,” “Lets Dance” and “Under Pressure” (to name the absolute minimum) has been said to have made some woman reach climax just by singing a C# through a straw. Unfortunately he has decided to tie the announcement of his new album “The Next Day” with the release of his new single “Where Are We Now”. All I have to say about it as a loyal fan of Bowie is I really, really, really hope its not an indication of what is to come from the aging pop heavyweight.

In a frantic effort to preserve his memory I started listening to some of those nostalgic classics like the ones mentioned earlier and provide you with my personal favorite “Life on Mars.”

What are some of your favorite Bowie songs?

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